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  • Baby and Toddler corner

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    FUNNIES.........

    Keeping a Confidence

    A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I telephoned the hospital to see if the baby had arrived, the nurse said it had.

    I asked if it was a boy or girl and was told that it was against hospital policy to give this information over the phone.

    "Fine," I said. "I can understand that. But can you tell me what she didn't have?"

    "It wasn't a boy," came the reply.

    Childbirth

    After learning the Lamaze method of natural childbirth, I was admitted to the delivery room with my wife.

    It seemed like an eternity before the doctor finally announced, "I've got the head now; just a few more minutes."

    "Is it a girl or boy?" I asked excitedly.

    The doctor replied, "I don't know. It's hard to tell by the ears."

  • Greening your world

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    Below are a selection of websites that can assist you in "greening your world"

    RECYCLING

    www.mywaste.co.za will help you find your nearest recycling centres.

    More to follow soon....

  • Tweens and Teens corner

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    FUNNIES

    Food, Family, and Philosophy

    A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."

    The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl, "Do you like potato pancakes?" She says, "No" and the silence returns.

    After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says, "No" and there is silence once again.

    The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"

  • Wellness

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